Mitch Hedberg
Comedian, TV Actor
1968 – 2005
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Who was Mitch Hedberg?
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.
Famous Quotes:
- I have a king sized bed, I don't know any kings, but if I ever meet one I can tell him "You will not believe what I have in store for you!" "This is made to your exact specifications!" When I was little I used to lay in my twin sized bed at night wondering where my brother was.
- I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit."
- Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
- I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
- I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but I can say that there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this hotel "Something...Tree", so they had a meeting; it...it was quite short. "How 'bout Tree?" "No, Double Tree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!" I had my heart set on "Quadruple Tree"... damnit, we were almost there!
- Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
- See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. “Sir, you forgot this!” “No, I did not. That is for ‘sale’. Please alphabetize ‘it’.”
- We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. That’s a showbiz term for “Add sugar to”.
- I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
- Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?
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- Born
- Feb 24, 1968
Saint Paul - Also known as
- Strategic Grill Locations
- Mitchell Lee Hedberg
- Hedberg, Mitch
- Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg
- Parents
- Siblings
- Spouses
- Lynn Shawcroft
(1999/02/25 - 2005/03/29)
- Lynn Shawcroft
- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Ethnicity
- Swedish American
- White people
- Nationality
- United States of America
- Profession
- Education
- Harding Senior High School
- Lived in
- Saint Paul
- Died
- Mar 29, 2005
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on July 23, 2013
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