Joe E. Lewis

Who was Joe E. Lewis?

Joe E. Lewis, born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer.

Famous Quotes:

• The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
• A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
• It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.
• I drink to forget I drink.
• I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
• I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
• I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
• Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
• I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
• I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.